I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
