She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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