You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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