Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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