Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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