I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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