She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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