Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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