After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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