people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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