How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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