Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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