Your mouth is God's brothel.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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