And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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