So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
