drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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