I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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