I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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