you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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