he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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