singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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