Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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