So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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