Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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