so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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