He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it glows. i had to have it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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