I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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