Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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