she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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