Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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