Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
