just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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