there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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