Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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