Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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