hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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