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i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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