Dual....:-)
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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