im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
