Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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