Soap is not a condiment
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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