make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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