I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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