I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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