You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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