I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
