you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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