Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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