The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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