I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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